Drone Strikes and Property Values

Monday, August 15, 2016 3:30 pm PST

Hinterlands, Tasmania - The Federation of Barren Silver military personnel reported that a drone strike has eliminated a long time terrorist in the area, Mad Max. Locals celebrate the liberation from Max’s fear mongering and violent acts.

Back at home, suburb property values are plummeting due to the influx of various ethnic minorities. Talks have begun amongst the proper authorities to help with minority assimilation and the housing market's crisis.

#politics #economy #conflict