Probably Not Hell (PNH) is a fairly new nation to the Renegade Island Alliance (RIA), joining around the time of the IMGUR surge of 2016. In this article, you’ll learn about PNH’s tourism, sites to visit and events to attend, and restaurants and luxury hotels. Casinos, bars, clubs and many more locations can highlight your next vacation.
As you enter into PNH, a tourist would arrive by boat and be greeted by eccentric tax collectors, for lack of a better label, seeking funds as a means to keep your ship protected. Many historical sites decorate the nation of PNH, celebrating with historical markers, modernist monuments and statues of the leader, Chad, and immediate his family. Battle ground sites are marked for their rich history in times of conflict in the nation. The FizzCo Monument to the Future is mentionable because it stands 50 feet tall, was funded through advertising rights, and was given to mark Chad’s daughter’s wedding celebration. As visitors travel through the monuments and historical locations, which are surprisingly few, other tourist sites are available.
As there is no legal drinking age, everyone is able to drink in PNH, huzzah. Bars, clubs, pubs, casinos and galleries are open to tourists and locals alike, though, obviously catering to tourist’s desire to participate in activities that are illegal in their countries. “Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.” Drugs are legal and used quite often in PNH, by locals and tourists. But, if you’re not the type to seek thrills and drugs, there’s always food.
PNH restaurants to visit include “La Nourriture de Lapin”, a very popular location, which serves Vegan food. Though it is wonderful food, it comes at a cost. If you are not willing to break the bank, many street vendors serve food throughout the city and near the dockyards. The stalls line the streets of brightly painted buildings and offer a heartbeat to the cities around them. Once you’re done eating, lodging is your next stop. Check out some of the many luxury hotels throughout the nation or stay in brothels if you’re on a budget. If you’re the celebrating type, know that there are not religious holidays observed in PNH. Most celebrations are of a national type, centering on the leader, Chad, and his personal life.
As you are traveling through PNH, keep in mind that laws are loose, and judgement and meat eating are frowned upon. Citizens of PNH find it rude to criticize another person’s form of expression, even if it is particularly unsavory. Self expression holds a high regard in PNH. Police are seldom found and everyone, even tourists, are allowed to carry firearms.
PNH is a tourist-friendly, seldom celebrating, Vegan, gun-totin’, nearly nudist, drug using nation. There is something for everyone there, except for those seeking a location for religious celebrations. Judgement is considered taboo and children are regular gamblers. Leader Chad says, "Probably Not Hell welcomes tourists and anyone who shares our vision of radical freedom for the future ...was that alright or do we need to go again? How was the lighting? Ok, good let’s wrap it up."
Travel Rating: 4/5